Here are my rules for a drinking game honoring my favorite guilty pleasure- Walker Texas Ranger.
One Drink-
-“Eyes of the Ranger” plays in the opening sequence.
-a trip to CDs bar and grill
-chase sequence
-shows bad guys plotting in hideout
-bad guy is roundhouse kicked in the face or stomache
-Rangers get in fight while following a lead.
-Anyone refers to “Ranger Headquarters”
-Someone swings melee weapon at Walker or Travette.
-Slow motion jump kick
-bad guy gets kicked/shot and falls and breaks window/table
-Fat man threatens walker.
Two Drinks-
-Walker gets called Cordell
-Something blows up
-a bar fight breaks out
-Travette chases bad guy
-Criminals threaten children or elderly / homeless people
-Walker / CD / Travette impart wisdom on somebody.
-Sydney kicks some ass.
-Criminals wearing ski masks
Three Drinks-
-Walker kisses Alex.
-Trip to Walker’s ranch.
-Walker dons his karate attire.
-Walker rides a horse.
-Walker has a flashback of his indian heritage.
Chug Your Drink-
-Walker gets shot or someone lands a solid blow on him.
-Walker cries.
-Walker walks away from a fight.