Texas Beer Box

Ok, if you and your buddies are driving down the road let say to a party and want to get shity before u even arrive this is what you do. this game is best to play during daylight hours….. ok step one- have lots of beer 
step two- every time u see a beer box on the side of the road every one screams BEER BOX!!!, the last person to see the box and to call it out has to drink a certain amount of beer. 
step three- when u lose on your 3rd time its double the drinks. 
step four- after the 6th time u lose its a whole beer…. 
 
if u notice texas highways are flooded with empty beer boxs so add to the cause to fuck someone out of BEER BOX!!!!
(Thanks Heath!)

GROG

Ever played Kings? Ring Of Fire? Master Of Thumbs? Sevens? 
 
My friends and I often played those games. One night, after a few too many hours and beers playing these games we came up with the idea of making a pack of cards which could incorporate all these games into one, and could be played by any number of people. And so, GROG was born. 
 
GROG is a pack of specifically designed cards, easy to read and easy to follow. You just lay the cards around a glass, face down, and start. The person who turns over the last GROG card gets to down a full glass. 
 
Please visit www.grogcards.com and check it out.
(Thanks Peter!)

Doubles

Get your favorite drink, shot glasses, stopwatch and dice. This game is created for couples only. 
 
Each person will roll the dice in alternating turns. First person to finish – wins. 
 
If you do not roll a set of double numbers, no action is taken and the dice are passed to the other person. 
 
If the dice land on the following double numbers – you must do the following: 
 
Double Numbers: 
1-1 = make the call (shot or clothing) 
2-2 = pass a shot to the other person + non dice roller takes a shot (2 shot total) 
3-3 = other person removes piece of clothing 
4-4 = truth or dare + non dice roller takes a shot 
5-5 = lucky roll again, put a piece of clothing back on 
6-6 = kiss the other person where they tell you + non dice roller takes a shot 
 
After a person is completely naked – that person follows these rules: (stopwatch needed) 
If you roll a double set of numbers – you get a free roll. 
If you roll a double set of numbers – you then roll a single dice – the number on the dice equates to total minutes for number rolled. (i.e. – single 5 equals 5 minutes) 
 
Double Numbers: 
1-1 = oral sex 
2-2 = non dice roller takes a shot 
3-3 = kiss body 
4-4 = non dice roller takes a shot 
5-5 = your choice 
6-6 = non dice roller takes a shot.
(Thanks Jake!)

Kings (NJ rules)

Spread out circle of cards 
Each person goes and picks one at time 
 
2- you (tell someone else to drink) 
3- me (you drink) 
4- floor (last person to hit floor/table drinks) 
5- guys (guys drink) 
6- chicks (chicks drink) 
7- heaven (last person to point up drinks) 
8- either 1. mate – you and someone else you pick drink 
or 2. categories – (pick a category such as sports teams, colleges, ect. stops when someone can’t think of one & they drink) 
 
9- rhyme time – say a little rhyme, last words must rhyme (can also just do words that rhyme) 
 
10- either thumb rule – (must place thumb on table, cannot remove it until person who picks card does) 
or 1. sentence – (each person says one word to a sentence, you must repeat whatever part of a sentence has been said so far and add a word..first to mess up chain or say something that makes no sense drinks) 
 
jack- rule – (make rule everyone must follow) 
 
queen – question (person who draws can randomly ask someone a question and if they answer they must drink.. ends when next queen is drawn and new question master is chosen 
 
king- never have i ever – (everyone puts up three fingers everyone goes around and says never have i ever..and something they havent done. point is to get people to put down fingers. first person out of fingers drinks 
 
ace- waterfall everyone starts drinking, 2nd person cant stop until 1st who drew card does, 3rd cant stop until 2nd does ect. 
 
 
you can also play where you place cards on a beer can in the middle, 2 corners must be showing. If you knock over any cards you drink that beer.
(Thanks Irelynn!)

Edward 40 Hands (MT)

This is like the normal game, but i have a drinking problem and i dont like pissing myself, so this is how we do it in montana. 
 
you can use one arm, or if u want, 2, and u can leave a hand free so u can piss 
 
but anyway u just keep adding on the bottles as you run out, DONT TAKE OFF THE EMPTYS!!, and this game works for any size or type of bottles, (try normal 12oz. long necks) but anyway, by the end of the night it can get pretty hilarious 
 
p.s. Be carefull about falling over, trust me…
(Thanks John)

Clocks

What you need of this game: 
Multiple Players 
A lot of beer 
A deck of cards 
 
Setup: 
Arrange twelve cards in a circle, resembling a clock face. Deal the rest of the cards out to all of the players. Aces are 1 in this game. 
 
Game: 
One player flips over the clock at the 1 o’clock position. Whatever the card is, that card is worth one drink. Aces, in return, are worth whatever that card is. For instance, say a queen is drawn. A queen card would be worth 1 drink, an ace would be worth 12 drinks. Each player hands out the cards that are in there hand that are either what card was flipped, or the card that’s worth the numerical number of the clock hand that’s flipped to the other players. After all drinks are drank, the game moves on to 2 o’clock. Say a 3 is flipped. A “3” would be worth 2 drinks (since it’s 2 o’clock) and “2” cards would be worth 3 drinks (since that’s what card was flipped). The drinks are handed out and the game goes on.  
 
You’ll probably want to start this one out sober, as I’ve rarely ever finished a game!
(Thanks Matthew!)

Home Automation System

The home automation system takes the universal remote technology one step further. A universal remote is a device that is programmed to follow a simple command but home automation sends a command to a device or multiple devices. It can also interrogate the various bits of equipment for confirmation that a specific action has been performed.

A great number of possibilities exist as the home automation system is adjusted to individual needs and requirements. Dinner time atmosphere can easily be set up by pushing a single button or a security mode selected during the times that owners are out on a holiday. A comprehensive system can integrate entertainment, lighting and spa or hook up a remote garage door opener. However, most experts agree that it is not yet quite the time to get rid of old remote controls.

Around the world

Calls for: 
 
– Group of drinkers 
– Alcoholic beverage (preferably beer) 
– Cards 
 
Put the cards scattered in a circle around an unopened can of beer. A person randomly picks a card and follows the correct rule that matches their card. The next person in rotation will do the same. The rules are are simlpe. 
 
Ace: Is an “If you”. Person who pulls the ace says to the group for example, If you are wearing a red shirt drink. This can be any question, but starting with if you. 
 
King: Is make a rule. Who ever pulls this card makes up a rule and it applies to everyone inlcuding the rule maker through the rest of the game. UNLESS someone pulls a Queen and changes it. 
 
Queen: Is change a rule. Out of any of the rules, even the ones that have been made by other players, pick one, and change it to something else. 
 
Jack: When a jack is pulled, the card puller takes a drink and stacks it on the unopened can of beer in the center of you circle. When the 4th (last) jack is pulled, whoever pulled it has to drink the whole beer in the center. 
 
10: Is category. It can be anything you can think of. For example. Who ever pulled this card says Cigarette brands. You continue in rotation saying different brands of cigarettes. One cannot be repeated and you cant take more than 5 seconds. If, so take a drink. 
 
9: Is rhyme. Person who pulled this card says any word. You continue in rotation with the rest of the players saying something that rhymes with the original word. One cannot be reapeated and you cant take more than 5 seconds. If so, take a drink! 
 
8: Is sentence. Person who pulled this card says a word. The next person in rotation says that word and adds one of their own. The next person in rotation says both of the previous words and adds one of their own. The object is to remember and not to screw the sentence up. If so, take a drink! 
 
7. Is for seven heaven. After the card is immediatley flipped in front of them (face up)they stick their finger straight up in the air. Last one to do so drinks! 
 
6: Is for “dicks”. All guys cheers and takes a drink! 
 
5: Is social. Everyone cheers and takes a drink. 
 
4: Is for “whores”. All the girls cheers and takes a drink! 
 
3: Is for me. The person who pulled this card has to drink three times. 
 
2: Is for you. Person who pulled this card tells someone to take two drinks.
(Thanks Nicole!)

Lick and Stick

Needed-one deck of cards, and alcohol-mixed or shots 
 
Two players at a time, but the more players, the funner. Two players, take one card each from the deck. they lick the back (the decorated side, not the number) and without looking at it, stick it to their forehead. the two players look at the others card, and decide if there’s is higher or lower. whoever is wrong takes a drink, or shot.
(Thanks Tj!)

The Worst Game EVER!

This drinking game is played along the lines of rummy; except for a few select rules that will get you fucked up…fast. 
Like Rummy the point of the game is to lay down as many books as you can and get rid of your cards first. But in this game there are consequences: 
When you lay down a book(three of a kind, run,ect.) you must drink the value of the lowest card in the book. ( ie you lay down 6,7,8 you must drink six times) 
CARDS: 
~Take out all but one queen. Whoever ends up with the only queen at the end of the game has to drink the “sharing is caring” cup.  
~Ace= pass the value of any card out of the last book you layed down to any other player to drink, rather then you drinking it. 
~King= pour some of your beer into the “sharing is caring” cup 🙂 
~Jack=make a rule (jacks can be re-used) 
~10= Anytime a ten is played or discarded you exchange one card with one other person. (starting with the player who layed the 10 down.) Everyone must exchange a card with another player untill everyone has exchanged at least one card. 
 
Hope you have fun. 
Cheerio!
(Thanks Tank & Sticky!)