Spoons Without Spoons

We played it like this: there were no spoons cuz we were in a bar so we all spat in a bottle of beer and placed that in the middle of the table and the first person who grabbed the bottle of beer (either by getting 4 of the same first, or by them yelling ‘spoons’ and someone else grabbing it quicker) could get to choose someone around the table who had to drink the beer full of hocked up phlegm. Mmmmm.