Cock Looker

This game requires all guys. You stand in a circle and get a bottle of alcohol between all of you. If alot of people are playing then you might get more than one, up to you, doesnt matter to me. Everyone then drops trou. This means everything. Whenever someone gives in and looks at another mans penis, they chug while everyone mocks their sexual orientation and calls them cocklooker, hence the name of the game. You can all look forward to cocklooker 2 coming soon, all the details are not worked out yet but it involves ducttape. Ouch.

21

What you need for this game is two six sided dice, a cup, and copious amounts of booze. The game is started by having everyone in your group role the dice once, with the highest combined number getting the honor. ie. a 5 and a 6 counts as 65, or a 3 and a two counts as 32. Doubles count as whatever the number you rolled times one hundred ie snake eyes would be 100, two twos would be 200. The person starting then fills the cup with as much beer as they want to. They then roll the dice from one to three times to set the roll. The goal of the game is to set the highest role in the least amount of roles. The person to the left of the starter then gets to role to try to beat the starters role. They only get to role the dice as many times as the person who started the game rolled them. It is perfectly legal to roll just one die at a time if you have a number you like up, like a 6. For example… the starter rolls a 6 and a 4 for a 64. while this is a good opening role the starter is a dipshit and decides to roll just the 4 again. He then rolls a 6 because the stupid are always lucky and ends up with 66 or six hundred. He stays on this setting the roll at 600 in two. The rest of the group now gets to try to beat 600, but they only get two rolls to do it in. The guy who rolls next will probably set the bar much lower, so it behooves him to call “low” calling low means that if someone ties you they drink the pot instead of you. Now, there are certain rolls which have effects on the game. If someone rolls a 21, they get to hand out the glass to whoever they please, who must chug it, and then refill it with as much beer as they want. If someone rolls a 31 they double whatever amount of beer is already in the cup. If you role any die off the table, the other players must scream at the top of there lungs “Sloppy Fucking Dice!” and you have to chug the pot. The game is over when a complete circle is made, and the person with the lowest total, excluding a 21 or a 31 has to chug the pot. This may seem like a game of dumb luck, but there is a fair bit of strategy involved. For example, whoever starts off the pot is allowed to fill it as much as he wants, but also can be bitten in the ass by someone who gets a 21 and makes them drink the pot they just poured. Or if you are getting towards the end of a round and it is apparent who will be drinking the pot some fucker always rolls a 21. Instead of giving it to the guy who will drink at the end, give the (probably small) pot to someone else. This puts the loser at the mercy of the person who just drank, as whenever the pot is chugged the person who chugged it can fill it up as much as they want. This is a very fun game, never fail when you think your fucking them, they are fucking you. The more drunk everyone gets the more stupid things they do making for some serious risk taking, and in turn chugging. Four guys can easily go through a case of beer in a half an hour. More is better though, so good luck and good drinking!

Honda/Suzuki

Players sit in a circle. The first player says “1”, the next “2” and so on. Every time it reaches a multiple of 5 instead of “5” the player must say the word “Honda”. Similarly, for every time it reaches a multiple of 7 (ie 21, 28) or a number with a 7 in it (ie 17) the player must say the word “Suzuki”. Every time a suzuki is said this reverses the order of play. Anyone who fucks up has to drink a shot of some brutal cocktail you have created. Additional drinking fines can be introduced for right-hand drinking and pointing with fingers instead of elbows. Have fun folks. Our record is 70 odd.

Fuck Me Up Fuck Me Down

You need a deck of cards, a lot of beer, and a bunch of people (but the less you have the faster you get drunk). deal one card to each person around the circle until someone gets a two. that person says “two” and drinks while the dealer collects the rest of the cards. starting with the person next to the one with the two, deal a card to everyone till you find a three. the two person says “two” and drinks then the person with the three says “three” and drinks. repeat this process until you get up to ace, drinking every time you call your number (sucks for the person dealt the two). if you get dealt more than one card you have to drink for each card. when you get up to ace you go back down, looking for an ace, then a king, etc. on the way down even if you are not dealt the card you are looking for (jack, for example) but you got it on the way up, you have to drink. game can stop once you go up and down once, or you can keep playing till you use up the deck.

Beer Poker – Shot Ante

It’s really easy, and you can do it with just a few people. All you need is a deck of cards and any kind of alcohol. (Base the alcohol choice on how long you want to play before passing out). For this example, just to make it easy, we’ll say there are 4 players and we’re playing regular five card poker. Get up to the point where you would be betting. At that point, you have to bet by shots. So player #1 raises it one shot, and player #2 matches. If no one else goes in, they (players 3 and 4) have to drink one shot each. Now if player #1 or #2 raises it, they will have to drink that much if they lose. The winning hand sits out of drinking that time around and they are the dealer the next round, and they can set up a new game (7 card or whatever). Usually works well.

The Dalton

This is more a contest than a game. What you need is a stopwatch, and four glasses of beer. The glasses should be filled and placed like this : First, one quarter of a beer Second, half a beer Third, three quarters of a beer Last, a full beer. (Title ring a bell yet ? ;p) The point of the game is to drink the four glasses as quickly as possible, satrting with the quarter and going up to the full beer. The stopwatch starts when you pick up the first, and stops when you put down the last. Sounds easy ? Try it ! And when you’ve mastered this, try it with bottles of beer …

World Cup

Play this with several people while watching a team sports game (eg. soccer). Everyone picks a player from one of the teams. Every time the commentator names the player, the person who picked this player has to drink a shot. In other words, imagine you’re watching a soccer game and you’ve picked Ronaldo as your player. If the commentator says ‘Romario at the ball … Romario still going … Romario’s gonna score … Romario … Romariooooo … One-zero Brazil, goal scored by Romaaaarrrrioooooo !’ you’ve just had six shots in two minutes. Sounds like fun doesn’t it?

Irish Hot Potato

You need a group of friends and a ball and something to drink. Basically the game is playing catch with your friends, but with a few exceptions. When throwing to someone, you must say the name of someone else in the circle besides the person you’re throwing to. For example, joe, bob, and gary are playing. gary throws to bob and says, “joe”, that is ok. if gary throws to bob and says “bob” he is out and drinks. 1. if you say the same name twice in a row, you are out and you drink. 2. if you say the name of the person you are throwing to, you drink. 3. i you say your own name, you drink. 4. if you wait more than two seconds, you drink. 5. if you peg the ball at someone (a peg will be decided by majority vote), the person pegged gets to peg it back at you for free. 6. the first person to win 3 times gets to make a new rule. 7. any stray balls, the last person on one knee with a finger on their nose fetches it. 8. when there are two people left, the same name cannot be said twice in a row between the two.

The Golf Ball Game

Needed: golf ball and lots of people with drinks in cups (this game doesnt work with bottles/cans) this is a simple yet fun game. One person has a golfball and passes it off to someone else by placing it in their cup. The person who receives the ball must then get it out by chugging their drink. They the pass the ball. This is a great party game.

100 Club

I learned this at my sister’s university when 3 gents saw it through, and one of them joined us for a game of quarters afterwords (a true drinker) The rules are thus: You take a shot of beer every minute, and a shot of vodka every 10 minutes, for 100 minutes. The catch is, you’re not allowed to get out of your seat, so your vomit and…other stuff goes into a bin\whatever in front of you. Superb. Chund.