So far, I have seen a couple close variations to the way Cardinal Puff is played, but here’s where we separate the kiddies from the adults.. 🙂 Cardinal Puff (The real and only way to play); Start with a pint glass of your favorite barley pop, full. The objective: Finish the glass in six tries, and leave no backwash. -The penalty for such will be revealed shortly, read on. Grab the pint glass with your thumb and forefinger and hoist. “I drink to the honorable Cardinal Puff for the first time tonight.” Consume that which you can (remember there are five other drinks from the pint ahead, so don’t do too much). Tap the glass, once on the bar top, then set it down. With the fore finger of each hand, tap the bar top (alternating left/right), tap the underside of the bar top, tap each thigh top, tap each thigh back side, tap each foot, sit up, then down once. Grab the pint, hoist aloft using thumb, index and forefinger and toast “To the Cardinal Puff Puff, for the second time this evening.” Consume two times, tap the glass twice on the bar top, and use two fingers and repeat the first step (tap, tap, etc…) On the third try, the player (or victim), will say; “I drink to the Cardinal Puff, Puff, Puff, for the third and final time this evening.” Hoist glass using thumb, and three fingers and consume all remaining brew in three separate drinks (making sure there is virtually none left in the glass). With three fingers, repeat tapping sequence (three times each, obviously). Upon finishing tapping sequence and sitting sequence, the subject needs to grab the glass with an inverted grip and proclaim “Once a Cardinal, always a Cardinal, never spill a drop.” While proclaiming this, the player inverts the glass, releases the grip and inverts (to upright) again. -There should be no liquid from the glass on the bar from the inverted pint (other than glass condensate), if there is.. -Drink! Repeat the whole process again! If there is none, the ruling Judge shall ask the subject; “Are you a Cardinal?” To which the subject shall reply; “You bet your sweet ass I am!” -Any other answer is unacceptable and constitutes repeating the whole process again. If, in future times, you are appraoched and asked “Are you a Cardinal?” The only answer can be; “You bet your sweet ass I am.” The person asking the question may then challenge the person by saying; “Prove it.” The person MUST prove they are by doing the whole process before you. They in turn, can ask the same of you. To make the game more challenging, my best friend and I have upped the anti… The basic level is Cardinal Puff, accomplished by one pint glass. The following is the rules for advancing in the ranks. 🙂 Cardinal One pint glass Bishop Two pint glasses, the first glass fully consumed on round one, then parts two and three on glass two. Arch Bishop Three pint glasses, one for each part of the game. Pope A pitcher. Here’s the kicker. In order to proceed up the ranks, you have to accomplish each step before it at one sitting! So far, I know of only three people that have ever accomplished that feat. Me, I’m stuck at Arch Bishop before I give in.. 🙂 So, are you a Cardinal?? 🙂

This game requires all guys. You stand in a circle and get a bottle of alcohol between all of you. If alot of people are playing then you might get more than one, up to you, doesnt matter to me. Everyone then drops trou. This means everything. Whenever someone gives in and looks at another mans penis, they chug while everyone mocks their sexual orientation and calls them cocklooker, hence the name of the game. You can all look forward to cocklooker 2 coming soon, all the details are not worked out yet but it involves ducttape. Ouch.

What you need for this game is two six sided dice, a cup, and copious amounts of booze. The game is started by having everyone in your group role the dice once, with the highest combined number getting the honor. ie. a 5 and a 6 counts as 65, or a 3 and a two counts as 32. Doubles count as whatever the number you rolled times one hundred ie snake eyes would be 100, two twos would be 200. The person starting then fills the cup with as much beer as they want to. They then roll the dice from one to three times to set the roll. The goal of the game is to set the highest role in the least amount of roles. The person to the left of the starter then gets to role to try to beat the starters role. They only get to role the dice as many times as the person who started the game rolled them. It is perfectly legal to roll just one die at a time if you have a number you like up, like a 6. For example… the starter rolls a 6 and a 4 for a 64. while this is a good opening role the starter is a dipshit and decides to roll just the 4 again. He then rolls a 6 because the stupid are always lucky and ends up with 66 or six hundred. He stays on this setting the roll at 600 in two. The rest of the group now gets to try to beat 600, but they only get two rolls to do it in. The guy who rolls next will probably set the bar much lower, so it behooves him to call “low” calling low means that if someone ties you they drink the pot instead of you. Now, there are certain rolls which have effects on the game. If someone rolls a 21, they get to hand out the glass to whoever they please, who must chug it, and then refill it with as much beer as they want. If someone rolls a 31 they double whatever amount of beer is already in the cup. If you role any die off the table, the other players must scream at the top of there lungs “Sloppy Fucking Dice!” and you have to chug the pot. The game is over when a complete circle is made, and the person with the lowest total, excluding a 21 or a 31 has to chug the pot. This may seem like a game of dumb luck, but there is a fair bit of strategy involved. For example, whoever starts off the pot is allowed to fill it as much as he wants, but also can be bitten in the ass by someone who gets a 21 and makes them drink the pot they just poured. Or if you are getting towards the end of a round and it is apparent who will be drinking the pot some fucker always rolls a 21. Instead of giving it to the guy who will drink at the end, give the (probably small) pot to someone else. This puts the loser at the mercy of the person who just drank, as whenever the pot is chugged the person who chugged it can fill it up as much as they want. This is a very fun game, never fail when you think your fucking them, they are fucking you. The more drunk everyone gets the more stupid things they do making for some serious risk taking, and in turn chugging. Four guys can easily go through a case of beer in a half an hour. More is better though, so good luck and good drinking!

Players sit in a circle. The first player says “1”, the next “2” and so on. Every time it reaches a multiple of 5 instead of “5” the player must say the word “Honda”. Similarly, for every time it reaches a multiple of 7 (ie 21, 28) or a number with a 7 in it (ie 17) the player must say the word “Suzuki”. Every time a suzuki is said this reverses the order of play. Anyone who fucks up has to drink a shot of some brutal cocktail you have created. Additional drinking fines can be introduced for right-hand drinking and pointing with fingers instead of elbows. Have fun folks. Our record is 70 odd.

This is more a contest than a game. What you need is a stopwatch, and four glasses of beer. The glasses should be filled and placed like this : First, one quarter of a beer Second, half a beer Third, three quarters of a beer Last, a full beer. (Title ring a bell yet ? ;p) The point of the game is to drink the four glasses as quickly as possible, satrting with the quarter and going up to the full beer. The stopwatch starts when you pick up the first, and stops when you put down the last. Sounds easy ? Try it ! And when you’ve mastered this, try it with bottles of beer …

Play this with several people while watching a team sports game (eg. soccer). Everyone picks a player from one of the teams. Every time the commentator names the player, the person who picked this player has to drink a shot. In other words, imagine you’re watching a soccer game and you’ve picked Ronaldo as your player. If the commentator says ‘Romario at the ball … Romario still going … Romario’s gonna score … Romario … Romariooooo … One-zero Brazil, goal scored by Romaaaarrrrioooooo !’ you’ve just had six shots in two minutes. Sounds like fun doesn’t it?

You need a group of friends and a ball and something to drink. Basically the game is playing catch with your friends, but with a few exceptions. When throwing to someone, you must say the name of someone else in the circle besides the person you’re throwing to. For example, joe, bob, and gary are playing. gary throws to bob and says, “joe”, that is ok. if gary throws to bob and says “bob” he is out and drinks. 1. if you say the same name twice in a row, you are out and you drink. 2. if you say the name of the person you are throwing to, you drink. 3. i you say your own name, you drink. 4. if you wait more than two seconds, you drink. 5. if you peg the ball at someone (a peg will be decided by majority vote), the person pegged gets to peg it back at you for free. 6. the first person to win 3 times gets to make a new rule. 7. any stray balls, the last person on one knee with a finger on their nose fetches it. 8. when there are two people left, the same name cannot be said twice in a row between the two.

Needed: golf ball and lots of people with drinks in cups (this game doesnt work with bottles/cans) this is a simple yet fun game. One person has a golfball and passes it off to someone else by placing it in their cup. The person who receives the ball must then get it out by chugging their drink. They the pass the ball. This is a great party game.